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News Of No SwampButt Underwear Windshield Decals Disappoints Dozens

Lake Jackson, TX. (June 26, 2017) SwampButt Underwear™ regrets to inform the public that windshield stickers and decals of its beloved mascot ‘Rufus’ will not be ready in time to apply to their automobiles, SUV’s, pickup trucks, recreational or off road vehicles this summer. The company apologizes for any inconvenience or stress this unfortunate development may cause. But the company also has a ‘workaround’ solution.

Why Stickers Matter

“People use car stickers to brag on their last names, sports teams they like, the accomplishments of their children and even brag about expensive ice chests they may or may not own,” said SwampButt Underwear spokesman Nick Heraldson. “So we wanted to give the populace an opportunity to tell their fellow drivers that they once had sweaty backsides, but thanks to SwampButt Underwear that issue is now completely behind them.”

Heraldson went on to explain that, “the decal company couldn’t get the gleam in Rufus’ eyes quite right, plus they ran out of glue, so we’ve had to postpone that project for the time being.”

But that doesn’t mean SwampButt Underwear devotees must refrain from sharing the good news about their miraculous SwampButt Underwear with total strangers.

Fly Your SwampButt Underwear Flag Freely

“A way to spread the word, especially now that the decals are not available, is to take a pair of SwampButt Underwear and tape it to your back windshield. It’s eye catching and lets the world know that even at 75 miles per hour your butt is dry. And with our amazing selection you’re guaranteed to find something that fits your automobile’s color scheme.”

“Another great way for people to tell the masses about SwampButt Underwear is to buy multiple pairs and then post photos of them to social media channels until close friends acknowledge the superior underwear of their friends and relatives and decide, ‘hey he’s not better than me’, and they buy some too!,” said Heraldson.

Stuck in Traffic But Feeling Dry

Some SwampButt Underwear enthusiasts are already taping underwear to their back windshields and seeing their social lives improve.

“I always thought having car stickers of the products that I like to use would result in a lot of great friendships,” said F. X. Johnson from outside of Atlanta, Georgia. “But seldom did people ask me my opinion even though we were stuck in traffic and the perfect conversation icebreakers could be clearly seen. Ever since I fastened those SwampButt Underwear to my truck I’ve had a lot of people wanting to learn more about my hopes, my dreams and these fantastic underwear. I’m more comfortable in my own skin now. And my butt is comfortable too, thanks to SwampButt Underwear.”

Other drivers are starting to notice SwampButt Underwear on the highways and byways of America as well.

A Window to Helping Your Sweaty Backside

The material in SwampButt Underwear is made to draw sweat away from the skin. This is known as “wicking.” In addition to wicking, SwampButt Underwear allows for greater air flow under and around the fabric, which permits sweat to evaporate quicker than traditionally made underwear.

SwampButt Underwear garments are manufactured to exact specifications and are unique in the world of underpants or at least in parts of the world where underpants are worn.

SwampButt Underwear is available at www.swampbutt.com. The SwampButt Underwear stickers and decals will available at a later date.

My Thoughts

Okay so I did not try this particular product myself. I ordered this for my father, because of a funny personal back story. My father in his retirement years, picked up riding motorcycles as a hobby. He and his friends, a group of 5 couples, started their own little motorcycle group. They call themselves the Soggy Bottom Crew. There have been multiple times were they were on a motorcycle ride and when they got to their location their butts were soaked from the heat. When I saw these I thought this would be a very funny gag gift for them, let's try it and see if Dad likes them, and then we will buy them for the rest of them. Well this is his thoughts (which I never thought I would be having an in depth discussion with my father about his underwear, and we were not always mature during this conversation):
I could tell right away that the underwear were made of moisture wicking material. They were comfortable and lightweight. They did not bunch. The underwear definitely breath. I went for a motorcycle ride last weekend and tried them. It was about 90 degrees out, and I got stuck in traffic. It was very hot outside sitting on the black pavement. While I definitely sweated, my underwear were not soaked when I got there, like it would have been in the past.
He states that he will be getting these for the rest of the crew for Christmas. While seemingly a gag gift, as he puts it, "a gag gift they can get good use out of.... we may have to change our crew name." Coming from my father, that is a huge compliment.

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Holiday Gift Guide - Readers.com: Discount Reading Glasses

In 2006, Randy and Angie Stocklin started a home business in Greenwood, Indiana, selling eyewear. Evolving into the company it is today, Angie and her Merchandising Team personally hand-pick over 600 unique styles of readers with up to 14 power options, and powers hard-to-find at other stores. Through the years their focus remains the same: provide great value, unbeatable selection, and personalized service to make their customers happy.

Readers.com offers a variety of lens types as well as frame styles, shapes, & sizes to choose from.  They have selections for both men and women, and accessories too!

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Hundreds of styles under $20.

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Our Thoughts
As I get older, my close-range vision has begun to change and I've found myself needing readers, or as we call them here: cheaters. I'm still okay for close up if I'm wearing my glasses or going without, but when I have my contacts in, I just can't see up close with too much clarity anymore.

I chose The Duvall for review. The Duvall has clean lines for a classic look - I chose brown/purple for my color selection.  The front is brown and the sides are purple. 

While I don't yet need readers for book reading during the bright daylight hours, during the evening low-light hours they make reading is a bit easier on the eyes for me.  The only downside I've noticed from The Duvall is that the purple on the sides leaves a slight purple residue on my skin, so I think over time it's possible the color will wear away.

"You don't need to read, Mom, you need to pet me!"

I do use readers quite often now when sewing (I run an online shop for the things I sew), especially when using a seam ripper, sewing by hand, or where I want to be *extra* careful that everything is done *exactly right*. 

A fun little hobby for me is making my own jewelry and some of those little jump rings are sooo tiny!!  And the beads! And the tiny holes in the beads!  I've been having a hard time focusing on the really small stuff but the readers make things so much easier.  I'm tempted to get a higher powered pair especially for jewelry making.

I also like to hike and go mushroom hunting, and sometimes the tiny details really need to be studied to ensure you're picking the right mushrooms. I'll be keeping a pair in my backpack.

Readers.com readers are backed by their Happiness Guarantee, which means if you are not 100% happy with your reading glasses they will take them back - guaranteed.

Overall, I'm very happy with the quality of the readers from Readers.com and would like to purchase future pairs! 

Review: Skuze Ultimate Lightweight Comfort Footwear

Sküze (http://skuzeshoes.com/), a new brand of premium lifestyle footwear, announced the launch of its inaugural shoe line for men and women. The emerging premium casual footwear brand distinguishes itself with its signature “ultimate lightweight comfort” Sküze footwear features several key technologies that work together to provide its uniquely comfortable fit, support, and durability:

• Ultralight construction - weighing only 5.5 or 6.3 ounces (half the weight of most running shoes).
• Sküzeprene - perforated lightweight material that’s snug, yet breathable; conforming to the contours of the foot to provide natural-fitting comfort.
• Smooth stretch opening - conveniently slip on/off quickly and easily while maintaining a secure fit on the foot.
• Adjustable bungee lacing system - no-tie elastic laces for quickly customizing the shoe’s fit. Lace-free design also available.
• Memory shock absorption - impact protection that adjusts to the foot’s pressure points while minimizing friction, heat and sweat.
• Ortholite anti-odor foot beds - ergonomically molded, open cell PU foam embedded with carbon particles that fight odor-causing bacteria.
• Dual traction design - EVA injected outsole with forward and reverse tread that grips the ground to provide a stable, slip-resistant stride.

“Three years ago we set out to create the most comfortable casual shoe ever made,” Ted Alflen, CEO at Sküze, states. “We invested countless hours developing, testing, and enhancing every aspect of the shoe’s design. From its materials and construction to its mechanics and ergonomics, we scrutinized every detail to create shoes with superior quality and craftsmanship. Today, we’re thrilled to introduce Sküze as a lifestyle shoe brand that lives up to our vision, delivering unparalleled comfort and support for tackling life’s everyday challenges.”

Sküze’s inaugural shoe line features two attractive unisex models, including the Miami and the Venice. Inspired by the “Magic City,” the Miami combines style, form and function. The shoe’s adjustable bungee lacing system and reinforced toe and heel lend aesthetic accents and added support.

Meanwhile, the Venice’s seamless, lace-free design offers a minimalistic look perfect for complementing any casual outfit. The curb appeal of this unpretentious slip-on packs more than meets the eye. With its casual elegance and unsuspecting state-of-the-art comfort, the Venice truly looks as great as it feels. Available in an assortment of color combinations for both men and women, Sküze offers a range of styles to choose from.

Sküze was selected to launch on Amazon Exclusives (http://www.amazon.com/exclusives), a program Amazon launched last year to provide customers with exclusive access to innovative products. Participating in the Fulfillment by Amazon network, Sküze shoes are eligible for free two-day shipping to Prime members in the U.S. In addition, Sküze shoes are also available for purchase online at http://skuzeshoes.com.

For more information or to purchase Sküze shoes, visit http://www.skuzeshoes.com.

About Sküze
Based in Pompano Beach, Florida, Sküze designs, develops, and markets premium lifestyle footwear for men and women throughout the U.S. Born from a desire to develop the most comfortable casual shoe ever made, Sküze is redefining premium, lifestyle footwear.

Sküze shoes are now available for purchase online at the Amazon Exclusive store (http://www.amazon.com/exclusives) and at http://skuzeshoes.com. For additional information, visit http://skuzeshoes.com, like Sküze on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/skuzeshoes) or follow Sküze on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/skuzeshoes).


Our Thoughts
It's like Sküze took the comfort of your favorite pair of bedroom slippers and paired with them with the support and soles of your favorite shoes.  These have become my FAVORITE shoes to wear!  I love the ease of slipping them on and off.  And they're comfy enough to wear all day - while they're not going to keep your feet warm outside on a Minnesota winter day, they will keep your feet comfy warm inside the house, not sacrificing any comfort.

Sküze sent me a pair of the Venice in black and I've been wearing them almost every single day since they arrived (except for the wedding I attended). They are comfy and breathable and have a nice casual look. Pair them with jeans, or your favorite yoga pants (not so much with the dressy wedding wear LOL).

Most house slippers with soles have some of the crappiest soles on the planet - they either separate from the slipper because they're cheaply made, wear out because they are so thin, or crack because they're not very flexible.  Granted Sküze aren't exactly meant for the lifestyle of a house slipper - but they are comfy enough to be worn as such!  Except better - because the soles are So. Much. Better. !!!!

Sküze soles have this backwards/forwards tread for better traction.  This morning I wore them out in the freezing rain (gotta love Minnesota in November!) while I ran errands; not everything was ice covered but there was fresh sleet on the ground and I didn't slide around at all.  I don't know how they'll perform on glare ice, but those days are coming.

The fit: I have average-width feet, and these are a fairly snug fit.  The very first time I put them on, they fit pretty close to the ends of my toes.  I wear a 7 to a 7.5 depending on the shoe brand, and these are a 7.5.  The Sküzeprene does conform to the shape of your foot, and after a day or so the closeness to the tips of my toes wasn't an issue anymore.

Width-wise, they are snug enough to be completely comfortable, but for a more athletic endeavor where I need the shoes to be a bit tighter I'll still wear my favorite sneakers. The problem with my sneakers is after wearing them all day, the tops of my feet begin to ache from having them laced as snug - loosen the laces, and then the shoe slips around a bit.

I find I'm actually more productive during the day if I'm wearing a pair of shoes with good traction - they encourage me to move faster.   Sküze shoes are definitely a 5-star shoe for me!

Father's Day Gift Guide - Trendy Butler Subscription Box - #COUPON CODE!

It's never too late to find just the right gift for your father. If you dropped the ball, Trendy Butler is there to help. This fun subscription service is a gift that keeps on giving all year long. You can surprise your dad with a personalized box that will be shipped right to his door every month. Just fill out the style profile (it only takes a few minutes), and  a professional stylist will pick out several stylish pieces perfect for his unique style.

My son just got his second Trendy Butler Box this month. Inside were three amazing pieces that come together into one trendy outfit. He alternates between emo and skater with his style, and the pieces our stylist picked out were just right for him.

This is a great tee from Kinetix. It's casual, but has a little more zing to it than the plain black shirt. It's made from comfortable cotton, and the sleeves are a darker shade of black to break it up a bit. It's a great shirt that goes with everything and will carry him through the summer. 

The shorts in this set are from Cohesive & Co. They have a nice drawstring waist, which is a big plus for me. My son is thirteen and stuck somewhere between the largest kids' size and a men's small. These pants allow him to adjust since he's still growing.  They also have nice deep pockets, and the black and white design goes with everything.

Last, but not least, we received this long sleeve cover-up from Scott/Free.  It's a zipper up, light weight sweatshirt, perfect for cool summer nights. The hood has a drawstring, and the material is very soft and comfortable.

My son was thrilled with all his new clothing! Don't let the lack of a smile fool you. That's just goes along with being emo.  He finally got all the black he was craving. Of course, these styles are only one of dozens of options at Trendy Butler. Each month will be a surprise, but you'll find great items like button downs, chico pants, shorts, and so much more. If you'd like to check out Trendy Butler for yourself, be sure to visit their website or check them out on their social media social.

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Trendy Butler Subscription Box - #COUPON CODE!

There are lots of fashion subscription boxes out there, but not many that are geared towards men. There are even fewer that have the ability to appeal to men of all ages, even teenagers! It doesn't matter if your taste runs to preppy or grudge, casual or formal, Trendy Butler can design a box suited to your personal style.

My son is thirteen and he is almost impossible to shop for. He considers himself "emo" and likes to wear a lot of of black. He's not big on logos or graphics tees. You'd think simple black would be easy, but sometimes it's hard to find! Thankfully, Trendy Butler was able to put together a fantastic ensemble that my son just loves. They do it by asking all the right questions, and then hand-selecting products suited to your personal style. No two people are alike, so why should every subscription be the same? With Trendy Butler, you can have a box designed with one special guy in mind.

Our package arrived beautifully packaged with completely recyclable materials, which is always an  important factor to me. Of course,  what was inside was even better. There were four fantastic pieces, each of which was a great addition to my son's emo wardrobe.

You can't go wrong with a basic black tee! This one is designed by Scott Free and is made in the USA. The material is super soft and comfortable, and there are no itchy tags.

This is an awesome knit hat made by Naadam. Even though it's spring, we're still having a few chilly mornings. This cap keeps my son's head toasty and warm.

This is another great tee from Kinetix. It's still casual, but has a little more zing to it than the plain black one. It's more of a netted look instead of cotton, and the sleeves are gray to break it up a bit. My son wore it to the school dance and got lots of compliments.

Last but not least, we have this cozy sweatshirt from Coalatree Organics. I'm always thrilled to find clothing made with organic material, and my son loves the plain black color and deep pockets. It's also the perfect way for him to stay warm, since for some reason teenagers feel that jackets are just for old people...

My son was thrilled with all his new clothing! Don't let the lack of a smile fool you. That's just goes along with being emo.  He finally got all the black he was craving. Of course, these styles are only one of dozens of options at Trendy Butler. Each month will be a surprise, but you'll find great items like button downs, chico pants, shorts, and so much more. If you'd like to check out Trendy Butler for yourself, be sure to visit their website or check them out on their social media social.

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Men's Outdoor Gear #Giveaway

Men's Outdoor Gear Giveaway ($170 ARV)

Deliciously Savvy Is Hosting a Giveaway For A Fabulous Men's Outdoor Gear Giveaway! Prize Package Worth $170!

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Multi-Function LED Headlamp For Handsfree Lighting

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Ninja Balaclava Ski Face Mask + Free Neck Warmer

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Superior Bright X5 All Purpose Flashlight

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Swift-n-Snug Running / Activity Belt with LED

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Vitamin C Day Face Cream for Men. SPF30

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Giveaway Dates: 3/17 12PM EST until 3/31 12PM EST

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in the United States. Entrants must be 18+ years of age to enter.

This giveaway will end at 12:00 PM (EST) on 3/31/15!

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