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News Of No SwampButt Underwear Windshield Decals Disappoints Dozens

Lake Jackson, TX. (June 26, 2017) SwampButt Underwear™ regrets to inform the public that windshield stickers and decals of its beloved mascot ‘Rufus’ will not be ready in time to apply to their automobiles, SUV’s, pickup trucks, recreational or off road vehicles this summer. The company apologizes for any inconvenience or stress this unfortunate development may cause. But the company also has a ‘workaround’ solution.

Why Stickers Matter

“People use car stickers to brag on their last names, sports teams they like, the accomplishments of their children and even brag about expensive ice chests they may or may not own,” said SwampButt Underwear spokesman Nick Heraldson. “So we wanted to give the populace an opportunity to tell their fellow drivers that they once had sweaty backsides, but thanks to SwampButt Underwear that issue is now completely behind them.”

Heraldson went on to explain that, “the decal company couldn’t get the gleam in Rufus’ eyes quite right, plus they ran out of glue, so we’ve had to postpone that project for the time being.”

But that doesn’t mean SwampButt Underwear devotees must refrain from sharing the good news about their miraculous SwampButt Underwear with total strangers.

Fly Your SwampButt Underwear Flag Freely

“A way to spread the word, especially now that the decals are not available, is to take a pair of SwampButt Underwear and tape it to your back windshield. It’s eye catching and lets the world know that even at 75 miles per hour your butt is dry. And with our amazing selection you’re guaranteed to find something that fits your automobile’s color scheme.”

“Another great way for people to tell the masses about SwampButt Underwear is to buy multiple pairs and then post photos of them to social media channels until close friends acknowledge the superior underwear of their friends and relatives and decide, ‘hey he’s not better than me’, and they buy some too!,” said Heraldson.

Stuck in Traffic But Feeling Dry

Some SwampButt Underwear enthusiasts are already taping underwear to their back windshields and seeing their social lives improve.

“I always thought having car stickers of the products that I like to use would result in a lot of great friendships,” said F. X. Johnson from outside of Atlanta, Georgia. “But seldom did people ask me my opinion even though we were stuck in traffic and the perfect conversation icebreakers could be clearly seen. Ever since I fastened those SwampButt Underwear to my truck I’ve had a lot of people wanting to learn more about my hopes, my dreams and these fantastic underwear. I’m more comfortable in my own skin now. And my butt is comfortable too, thanks to SwampButt Underwear.”

Other drivers are starting to notice SwampButt Underwear on the highways and byways of America as well.

A Window to Helping Your Sweaty Backside

The material in SwampButt Underwear is made to draw sweat away from the skin. This is known as “wicking.” In addition to wicking, SwampButt Underwear allows for greater air flow under and around the fabric, which permits sweat to evaporate quicker than traditionally made underwear.

SwampButt Underwear garments are manufactured to exact specifications and are unique in the world of underpants or at least in parts of the world where underpants are worn.

SwampButt Underwear is available at www.swampbutt.com. The SwampButt Underwear stickers and decals will available at a later date.

My Thoughts

Okay so I did not try this particular product myself. I ordered this for my father, because of a funny personal back story. My father in his retirement years, picked up riding motorcycles as a hobby. He and his friends, a group of 5 couples, started their own little motorcycle group. They call themselves the Soggy Bottom Crew. There have been multiple times were they were on a motorcycle ride and when they got to their location their butts were soaked from the heat. When I saw these I thought this would be a very funny gag gift for them, let's try it and see if Dad likes them, and then we will buy them for the rest of them. Well this is his thoughts (which I never thought I would be having an in depth discussion with my father about his underwear, and we were not always mature during this conversation):
I could tell right away that the underwear were made of moisture wicking material. They were comfortable and lightweight. They did not bunch. The underwear definitely breath. I went for a motorcycle ride last weekend and tried them. It was about 90 degrees out, and I got stuck in traffic. It was very hot outside sitting on the black pavement. While I definitely sweated, my underwear were not soaked when I got there, like it would have been in the past.
He states that he will be getting these for the rest of the crew for Christmas. While seemingly a gag gift, as he puts it, "a gag gift they can get good use out of.... we may have to change our crew name." Coming from my father, that is a huge compliment.

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HookedUp Shapewear - Review

WHY GET HOOKED UP

-No Rolling - Hooks to your favorite bra so it can’t roll down!

-No Back Fat - No gap between your bra and your shapewear, so nothing will ever "pop out!"

-No Muffin top - stays up so muffin top disappears

-No Discomfort - because it can't roll, there's no digging or pinching…just all day long comfort!

-Love your bra? No problem! HookedUp Shapewear works with what's already in your closet! Nursing bra, minimizer bra or super-duper, sexy push-up - just hooked it to your favorite and you're done!

-Hate layers and visible straps? No problem! When HookedUp shapewear is hooked to your bra…you can’t even see it! There's no layers or visible straps that create lumps and bumps under your clothes.

-Can't find the right fit? We offer sizes up to 3x in three style (high waist brief, high waist mid-thigh and high waist slip)!

Tara Cavosie - Designer

I have one husband, two kids and a million responsibilities. I like to eat. I hate to exercise. I love to look good. I needed shapewear but nothing worked for me...so I designed HookedUp Shapewear.

When I wore shapewear it rolled down the second I moved creating the worse back fat ever and giving me a muffin top that made me cry! I was SO uncomfortable and I looked absolutely terrible, so I fixed it. Now, because of HookedUp Shapewear there's no more aggravation, no B.S. - just solutions! HookedUp Shapewear hooks to your favorite bra so it can't roll down! It eliminates back fat and muffin top keeping you sleek and smooth in all the right places. Plus, because it doesn't roll, dig in or pinch your skin, it's super comfy. You can wear this shapewear all day long! Trust me…you're gonna love it! Enjoy! 

xo Tara

Our Thoughts

After having four kids, one being a c-section, I have a lot of "extra" that I'd like to hide when I am wearing dresses (which isn't often) or when I'm dressing professionally for some reason. The HookedUp Shapewear allows me to wear my normal clothes but smooths out the rolls that I have developed. It allows me to wear my comfortable nursing bra, also, without having to worry about having access for Miss K to nurse when she needs to.

HookedUp Shapewear runs pretty true to size and is easy to get on. I did have to have my hubby help hook it up to the back of my bra just because I didn't think ahead and hook it up before I put it on. The hooks at the back of the shapewear allows it to stay up without rolling itself down like most other shapewear items I have tried.


All in all, I really liked the HookedUp Shapewear I was sent and it will become a staple in my closet for those important events that I need to dress up for. If you're looking for something to smooth out your body, I highly recommend this shapewear!

HookeUp Shapewear is also giving our readers a promo code for 25% off your purchase! Here's the promo code: MAMA25 it is good ONLY FOR TODAY (11/5) You can follow HookeUp Shapewear on Facebook and Twitter.

Bia Boro Underwear: Luv Your Booty Shorts

Reviewed by Tara C.

Inspired by South America, coming my way from Canada, these Luv Your Booty Shorts are at the moment, hugging my rear end.

First of all, the website: Bia Boro Apparel

Second, the underwear I'm wearing: Luv Your Booty Shorts

I have copied the following picture from their site. I'm certainly not taking a photo of my own tush...'cause alas, I don't luv my booty that much and I don't think you would either. ;)

But my two cents:

1. I washed them in the machine, cold, and hung dry them. No problemos.
2. LOVE the colors and material. Absolutely no complaints there. It does make you feel a wee wild when you don them. Like Jane wild. "Must find my Tarzan!"
3. They appear worth the money as far as quality. No buy in bulk granny panties here.
4. They don't ride up into your crack or any places they don't belong.
5. They don't bunch up when you put your jeans on over them.
6. The material again. It is, indeed, like smooth as cashmere and anti-static. It also promises to be hypoallergenic and provide thermo control.


There is, however, one thing I must add that is somewhat negative.

I'm not a "fat" woman. I do have curves and I have some flesh, but my doctor would tell you I'm the ideal weight for my height. If this was the 40s or 30s, I would be a super model. Marilyn Monroe, my dears, was a size 12!

These underwear are geared toward the size-zero female. Keep in mind, I've only tried the boy short. The hem, the top of the garment happens to rest right on the hips and if you have some extra flesh there, you're going to have a "muffin".

My advice: order one size larger than your normal underwear and go find your Tarzan. You can even buy him a pair of Junk Trunks to match your own. Extra bonus: cover that muffin top with a matching baby doll. They say you can wear the baby doll in public. It's not one of those "see through, frilly" things.

This was sent to me for review by the company.