Hanging Around the Usual Suspects: The Blow the Whistle Lineup

 

When Rhonda goes undercover at Bayside, she learns fast that trust is contraband and everyone’s pushing something. The guards deal in intimidation, the gangs deal in loyalty, and  a killer has their hooks in the prisoners in a very literal sense.  Every inmate, officer, and opportunist has a hustle to protect, and Rhonda is about to start tugging threads that were never meant to hold weight. One wrong pull and the whole place could come crashing down like a bad suspension rig. Before the whole system short circuits, let’s step into the lineup. 

THE VICTUM

THE LINEUP

Gia Vasquez was keeping her head down and clawing her way toward a second chance with her daughter. She traded contraband for GED classes, attitude for accountability, and was inches from earning her walk‑out papers when someone inside decided she knew too much. Gia was about to blow the whistle on their secrets, and in a prison where suspension isn’t just a disciplinary measure, she ended up hanging in the most literal sense. By the time Jason and Hashim found her, the hook marks carved into her back made it clear Gia didn’t die for breaking the rules. She died for knowing who was bending them.

Most of the guards at Bayside are worn down and jaded.  Then there’s CO Ryan,  a pudgy, baby‑faced newbie who still looks like he should be asking his mom for permission to stay out past ten. He’s so green you could plant him, but don’t let the soft cheeks fool you. He’s in the perfect position to monitor movement, shuffle paperwork, and redirect suspicion. Maybe that innocent smile is just camouflage. After all, the cleanest uniforms can hide the dirtiest dealings.

Ceci Lambert is the self-proclaimed hammer of the Blood Queens, one of two rival gangs at Bayside.  She’s smart, conniving. Just ambitious enough to stir the pot, but not quite bold enough to grab the crown. No one knows who’s really pulling the strings, and Ceci’s not talking. Rhonda suspects Gia had ties to the Blood Queens; with this gang, loyalty is binding and betrayal comes with strings attached.

Mama Vike, or Evil Stevie, as Rhonda secretly dubs her,  is the frost‑tipped queenpin of the Valkyries, Bayside’s resident white‑supremacists. She’s got her sights set on Rhonda, and she does not take kindly to being told no.  There’s no universe where the Valks would’ve let Gia into their ranks, but if Mama Vike saw Gia’s whistleblowing as a threat to her underground economy, she wouldn’t hesitate to cut the line. In her yard, nobody rises without permission, and snitches don’t just get stitches. They get erased.

Dr. Coffey looks like a man permanently suspended between burnout and boredom. After losing his hospital position, he took the job at the the prison infirmary where the ethics are flexible. He knows exactly how much sedative keeps someone docile. and low long a body can hover between consciousness and catastrophe. If someone needed Gia strung along, Dr. Coffey had both the tools and the knowledge. In a place where prescriptions double as currency, he may be running more than just a clinic.

Iris Vasquez clutches her rosary like it’s the last lifeline she has left. Grief hangs off her shoulders heavier than any sentence, but when Jason and Hashim question her, something feels off. Even on the outside, Iris is tangled in the same web of lies that kept Gia trapped inside Bayside, and every answer she gives feels like the truth is dangling just out of reach.

Warden Maloney pends his day perched on the catwalk in pressed suits and Italian loafers like a correctional gargoyle, staring down at the inmates with disdain. He keeps himself so far removed that if someone were running an illegal operation right under his nose, he’d probably only notice when it messed with his dry‑cleaning schedule. Still, in a prison where secrets hang heavier than the inmates’ disciplinary files, you have to wonder, is he just waiting for the right moment to cut someone loose?

Don Miller is the head guard at Bayside. Balding, with onion breath and more hair in his ears and nose then on his head. Miller’s a CO who thinks respect is something you beat into people, not earn, and he’s never been shy about copping a feel when no one’s watching. Miller’s grabby hands and short fuse make him a prime candidate for crossing the line from harassment to full‑blown abuse. And if Gia threatened to expose him, that might’ve been enough to permanently suspend her privileges.

 

Skinny Skin is twitchy, rail‑thin, and about as bright as a burned‑out exit sign, but what she lacks in brain cells, she makes up for in blind loyalty to the Valkyries. She caters to Mama Vike’s every whim, scurrying around the cellblock and picking fights she can't win. She’s never met a slur she wouldn’t shout, a rule she wouldn’t break, or a bad idea she wouldn’t sprint toward. If Mama Vike needed Gia hung out to dry, Skinny Skin would be the first to volunteer. 

Mariana Pérez is the toughest Puerto Rican Blood Queen on the block, and she’s just days away from getting her walking papers. Freedom might be calling, but that doesn’t mean she’s done looking for trouble. She’s got a temper, a reputation, and a long list of orders. Even if she didn’t kill Gia, Jason and Hashim know she’s the kind of parolee who can turn a routine check‑in into a full‑blown incident report. And if Gia’s death tangled with Blood Queen business, Mariana might leave one final mark before clocking out.

Nurse Thomas is resident nurse running ragged to take care of an overpopulated prison. She had a kind smile, but with access to medical supplies, she could easily keep inmates hooked, sedated, or strung along if the price was right.  Nurse Thomas might know more about Gia’s final moments than she’s letting on, especially if someone pressured her to help cover the tracks.

Lesley Lopez is the closest thing to a witness Rhonda has, but she’s clammed up so tight you’d need bolt cutters and a court order. She was nearby when Gia died, yet now her memory has conveniently gone on lockdown. She seems like she's terrified, and her silence could mean that someone already had their hooks in her.

CO Shultz is always talking about his grandkids, his fishing trips, and the exact number of days until he can retire and never look at another inmate again. He’s the kind of old‑school guard who still calls everyone kid and thinks his pension is the only thing hanging in the balance. But is he looking for creative ways to pad his pension at the prisoners’ expense? Even a tired old CO might be willing to cut a few corners  or cut someone loose if it means a cushier retirement.

Jeannie Wolfe is Bayside’s resident bootleg brewmaster and Ceci’s loyal shadow. She plaits her hair and turns her nose up so high at the Valkyries you’d think she was allergic to white supremacy. She’s also Rhonda’s assigned bunkie, which means Rhonda sleeps with one eye open. Loyalty like hers can be dangerous, but if Wolfe knows who strung Gia up, she's not talking.

Knuckles is the undisputed muscle of the Valkyries. She’s already got a vendetta against Rhonda, and restraint isn’t in her vocabulary. Even Mama Vike can’t keep this live wire under control. The question is whether she’s hooked on violence for the thrill of it, or if she’s trying to earn brownie points with her queenpin. 

And there you have it! Fourteen suspects, any one of whom could be headed for solitary. With this lineup, Blow the Whistle is guaranteed to get you hooked on the Domme Mom Murder Mysteries. Grab your copy on Amazon today and get locked in. And don’t worry. I won’t leave you hanging for long. Book 3, Last Laugh, and Book 4, Chestnuts Roasting, will be hitting shelves before the year’s out, so your next fix is already on the way.

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Smells, Squeals, and a Whole Lot of Fur

 Our latest unclaimed mail unboxing was another wild mix, and my son Frankie joined Spencer and me again to dig into the next mystery box.

Frankie kicked things off with a pair of reading glasses that smelled… questionable. He also pulled out a massager that basically puts your head in a vice. Watching him test it was equal parts hilarious and mildly concerning.

My box was a little more practical — two puffer jackets and a dog brush. Of course we had to try the brush on our beagle, Millie, who immediately decided she was the star of the show.

Spencer ended up with the real winners this time: a cat toy that our cat Jinx absolutely loved, and an Android tracker that might actually come in handy.

Another box down, and plenty more surprises waiting in the pile. Stay tuned for the next round.

Nails, Fails, and One Fabulous Faux‑Fur Coat

 This unboxing was pure comedy from start to finish. Spencer brought in his older brother Frank, and the two of them ended up with some of the wildest items we’ve seen so far.

Frank’s box started out normal enough… until it wasn’t. He pulled out a hair volumizer, a phone magnifier, and then the star of the show: a nail cutter that came with actual nails inside. Yes, real nails. It was gross, it was unexpected, and it had all of us laughing and gagging at the same time.

Spencer’s haul was a little more glamorous. He got a gray sweater (which I tried on), two mini cameras, and his favorite find of the entire pallet — a giant faux‑fur pimp coat. He immediately put it on and strutted around like he was headlining his own music video.

This one was easily our funniest unboxing yet, and we still have plenty of boxes left. More surprises coming soon.

Cell Block Rock: The Blow the Whistle Playlist

 

In Blow the Whistle, the stakes are higher, the hooks are sharper, and this time Rhonda isn’t just running D.O.M.M.E., LLC, she’s doing hard time undercover. When she’s not navigating prison politics, dodging shanks, and trying not to smirk her way straight into solitary, the crew still finds a way to clock out at the Bullshot Saloon for a little liquid therapy. Naturally, the karaoke playlist got bigger, louder, and just a little more criminal. Some tracks echo through cell blocks, some shake the Bullshot stage, and a few are rewritten to poke at Jason’s perpetual scowl . So grab your orange jumpsuit and your favorite mic. This soundtrack captures every undercover scheme, every secret, and every off key confession along the way.

Can't Touch This - MC Hammer -Vashaan dusts off his Gen X swagger and claims the mic. With a point at the dommes and a slow head shake, he makes it crystal clear that under his watch, no one touches the doms.

Henry the VIII, I Am - Herman's Hermits - The moment the crew discovers Jason’s full legal name is Egbert Jason Dee VI, the Bullshot transforms into a Tudor court of mockery at the detective's expense. 

The Purple People Eater- Sheb Wooley- Emily, Daphne, and Granger, armed with unicorn horns, bring the house down with this fifties classic.

Help Me Rhonda- The Beach Boys - When Jason and Hashim want to get Rhonda to go undercover to help the women being abused at Bayside, they cue this up and sing it like a desperate campaign jingle. It's Hashim's idea, but Jason is unwillingly dragged along.

Criminal - Fiona Apple - Once Rhonda realizes the harm going down at Bayside, she can't say no, and embraces her new undercover role with this cover.

Mony Mony - Billy Idol - Outside the Dungeon, a sub hums along absentmindedly, and Hashim, unable to resist a catchy hook, joins in.

Anxiety - Doechii - In gen pop at Bayside, the showers echo with this track, and Rhonda’s bravado slips just long enough to remind her what’s at stake.

I Wanne Be Your Dog - The Stooges - After Jason witnesses a leash scene, Benji seizes the opportunity and belts this out at karaoke.

Black Coffee In Bed - Squeeze - Mona makes her Bullshot karaoke debut with this breezy tune, and the entire bar is as enthralled as when she teaches a bondage workshop.

Big Balls AC/DC - Granger and Benji form a temporary alliance solely to declare that Jason has mega phallophobia.

HUMBLE - Kendrick Lamar - After Granger voluntells to dress Jason for his undercover pimp visit, the dommes send him off with this blasting like a walkout anthem.

Caged Bird - Alicia Keys -When a prisoner succumbs to an overdose, an inmate sings this in a moment of shared grief. It’s quiet, haunting, and a reminder that not every story inside Bayside ends with a punchline.

Prison Sex - TOOL -When the cops finally uncover what’s really happening at Bayside, this becomes the unspoken soundtrack.

Monster Mash - The Crypt-Kickers -Halloween at the Bullshot erupts in campy glory as Hashim and Ilana stomp around as Frankenstein and his bride.

Walk Like an Egyptian - Daphne and Katrina glide in as Cleopatra and a pharaoh, striking poses with exaggerated regal flair as they sing this retro number.

Love Interruption - Jack White - At Rhonda’s request, Jason learns this on acoustic. Their duet is charged, but they swear it’s proof they won’t let love derail them. The subtext suggests love is already sharpening its claws.

I Got You Babe - Sonny & Cher - Jeremy and Mavis close the night dressed as Sonny and Cher, cementing their new relationship.

Want to see how these songs weave their way through prison corridors and late nights at the Bullshot? Grab your copy of Blow the Whistle and follow along as each track highlights a different side of the crew, from undercover nerves to barroom bravado and the occasional well-deserved roast of Detective Dee. Some songs bring the laughs, some carry a little weight, and a few say exactly what the characters can’t. Press play, turn the page, and see how the music sets the tone for every twist.

**Image created with the help of Microsoft Copilot.**

Spencer’s First Guest Unboxing

 Spencer invited his first guest for this unboxing, his friend Gabby, and the two of them had a great time going through the next box from our pallet.

They pulled out a bright green one‑piece outfit, a cute bear hat, and an Italia jacket we might end up passing along to my parents. The last item was a small desk fan, which will definitely come in handy once the weather warms up.

It was fun watching them react to everything together, and I’m sure this won’t be the last time Gabby joins us. More videos with family and friends are on the way as we work through the rest of the boxes.

Booked, Cuffed, and Complicated: The Lovers of the Domme Mom Series

 

Last year, I introduced you to the cops and doms of the Domme Mom Murder Mysteries. This year, with Blow the Whistle about to breach containment, we’re doing a relationship lineup. While Rhonda’s going undercover in prison, the rest of the cast is out here committing crimes of passion, reckless devotion, and aggravated smoldering. So step up to the glass, pick up the visitation phone, and meet the couples of Domme Mom — the legally bonded, the emotionally detained, the poly-confined, and the two who insist they are absolutely not romantically incarcerated.

Detective Hashim Waqar and Ilana Waqar

Charges:
First-degree wholesomeness. Aggravated mutual respect. Possession of excessive emotional maturity.

Alibi:
Seven years married and still functioning like a two-person SWAT team. Even fertility struggles haven’t shaken their foundation. 

Relationship Status:
Serving life voluntarily. No chance of parole, no interest in escape, and possibly adding a small new recruit to the unit soon.

Emily (Mistress Coyote) Wiley and Tim Wiley

Charges:
Felony-level role reversal. Intent to distribute stability.

Alibi:
Emily runs D.O.M.M.E., LLC like a warden with fabulous eyeliner. Tim holds down the home front as a bald, devoted stay-at-home dad who radiates secure masculinity. He’s not threatened by her domme life. She comes home to him every night, and he wears that confidence better than a full head of hair.

Relationship Status:
Maximum security marriage. Zero drama contraband. When she’s in charge and he’s in his lane, the whole facility runs like a well-oiled guard tower.

Daphne Dinklehopper (Mistress Sparkles) and Katrina Jones

Charges:
Opposites attracting with suspicious efficiency. Excessive cuteness in the first degree.

Alibi:
Daphne is giggles and furry fantasy. Katrina is spreadsheets and sweater vests. Daphne may dominate men professionally, but at home she happily pleads guilty to loving one woman.

Relationship Status:
Sunshine meets structure. Katrina is the only person Daphne would share a cell with, and she’d decorate it with fairy lights.

Mavis Kim and Jeremy Sylvester (One Nip)

Charges:
Suspicious cross-wiring between a forensic genius and a  himbo. Illegal levels of height disparity.

Alibi:
Mavis can solve a murder with three fibers and a withering glance. Jeremy is built like a tank and powered entirely by feelings.

Relationship Status:
Brain meets brawn. She runs the lab. He carries her and the groceries. 

Mona Lyon (Governess Elara) and Vashaan Jacobs (Black Silk)

Charges:
Unexpected emotional vulnerability. Breaking and entering each other’s armored hearts.

Alibi:
Vashaan, the Marine-turned-head-of-security who looks carved from granite, somehow folded for Mona, the legendary domme who can silence a room with one lifted brow. The Dungeon’s unofficial mom and dad are co-parenting feelings.

Relationship Status:
Newly bonded with suspicious permanence. The kind of connection that makes everyone else wonder if fate had them on the roster all along.

Benjamin Gigl (Master Obelisk) and his Moresome

Charges: Operating an unlicensed seven‑person love unit and refusing to limit affection to standard capacity.

Alibi: Benji’s our proud poly dom with a steady roster of partners — punky Autumn, goth Thora, sporty Forest, former‑Amish Elijah, pixie-force Gwen, and non‑binary Chris. They share a home, a calendar that probably requires color coding, and more communication than a hostage negotiation team.

Relationship Status:

Fully operational love collective. No revolving cellmates. No emotional overcrowding. 

Granger Cattau (Master Ranger)

Charges: Being flamboyant, fabulous, and the only unattached dom still roaming free.

Alibi: Sure, he’s single, but only because the universe is saving someone special for him. Until that arresting moment arrives, he’s giving all his love to Broadway, where he remains a repeat offender in first degree showmanship.

Relationship Status: Currently unclaimed, but not for long. Word on the cell block is that the new year has a surprise inmate with his name on it.

Rhonda Campbell (Mistress Kali) and Detective Jason Dee

Charges: Second-degree chemistry. Obstruction of their own feelings. Reckless endangerment via eye contact.

Alibi: Rhonda swears she’s too busy running D.O.M.M.E., LLC to notice Jason’s brooding stare; Jason insists he’s just here to solve crimes. They deny everything. 

Relationship Status: A slow burn so intense it needs supervision. The entire cell block knows it’s only a matter of time before these two plead guilty to love.

And that’s just roll call, folks. Consider this your first supervised visit with the Domme Mom Universe. You’ll be seeing a whole lot more of them, their partners, polycules, and Broadway obsessions as the series continues. Their stories are only getting wilder, their love lives getting messier, and their jail‑worthy antics are just warming up.

If you want front‑row access to the next round of shenanigans, order Blow the Whistle now, available exclusively on Amazon.

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Lots of Love In out Second Set of Unclaimed Mail

Our latest unclaimed mail box had a little bit of everything. The first thing we pulled out was a “love” sweatshirt, which was actually really cute and one of the better surprises so far. 

We also found a set of paint, which Spencer immediately claimed for future projects. We tried a little gadget that was supposed to seal chip bags, but it didn’t work at all. We gave it a fair shot, but it’s definitely not staying. 

The last item was a small round thing we still can’t identify. Our car Dinah also wandered for the video like she owned the place, so she’s officially our first special guest. If you watch and recognize that mystery item, feel free to tell us. More boxes coming soon.