The teens are back for another round of Teens vs. Queens, and once again they’re pulling ahead simply by being willing to try on anything that comes out of a mystery box.
First up was Spencer, who opened a full‑on Civil War–style gown. Gabby tried it on even though she weighs about 80 pounds and the dress was a 4XL. She looked like a determined Victorian ghost and we loved every second.
Payton unboxed a set of scrubs, which she’s already planning to pass along to her sister. Practical, useful, and one of the more normal items we’ve seen.
Then came Ethan, who got VERY excited when he pulled out a robe until he noticed the lace trim.
Gabby rounded things out with a pair of ripped jeans that were actually the right size, a raremoment in unclaimed‑mail history.
The teens are committed and aren't afraid of a little lace. Queens, you’ve got competition.
Our next fabulous queen in the Teens vs. Queens showdown is Monica, and she came ready to unbox with style. While the teens have been trying on anything that isn’t a pink corset, Monica brought the kind of grown‑woman excitement only a good beauty product can spark.
Her first package was eyebrow pencils, and she was thrilled. Her second package a broken nail cutter, and her third was a baby‑sized nail clipper, brand new, clean, and perfect for her grandchildren. Considering Frankie once opened a nail clipper full of mystery nails, this felt like a redemption arc.
Monica’s haul may not have included chair‑cover bonnets, but she brought pure Queen energy. The Queens are holding strong. Teens, your move.
Round three of Teens vs. Queens is here, and the teens are determined to get a leg up on the Queens — mostly by being willing to try on anything that comes out of a box, except that pink corset.
First up was Gabby, who scored a pair of tie‑waist pants and modeled them like she was walking a runway. Payton opened a pair of kids’ overalls which were a little to small to squeeze into.
Then there was Ethan, or Slash, as my editor Anne has officially nicknamed him, who pulled out a women’s sweater. I ended up passing it along to my manager at work, who was thrilled, so technically Slash is now a fashion influencer.
But the best moment of the day came when Spencer opened a pack of chair covers. The teens took one look and decided they were either shower caps or bonnets, and naturally put them all on their heads.
The Queens better bring their A‑game next round, because the teens are out here turning chair covers into couture.
Round three of Teens vs. Queens brings in our resident Canadian queen, Marisa, and she did not disappoint. While the teens have been holding their own, Marisa walked in with quiet confidence and immediately proved that one fabulous queen can out‑unbox an entire youth group.
Her haul started with a mini digital camera, which we later confirmed actually works, a rare win in the world of unclaimed mail. Next up was a Hello Kitty blanket, which she’s already planning to pass along to her granddaughters.
And then came the moment of the day: a purple vest that had Emily (yes, the inspiration behind Mistress Coyote) cackling. Emily took one look and declared Marisa looked like a Purple People Eater, which is extra perfect because her fictional counterpart sings that song in Blow the Whistle. Sometimes the universe just hands you comedy.
The Queens are coming in strong and stylish. The teens might need to regroup before the next round.
Round two of Teens vs. Queens is officially underway, and Spencer showed up with backup. He brought three friends this time, but can four teens out‑unbox one fabulous queen? The competition is getting serious.
The teens tore into their boxes with full confidence. Ethan pulled out not one but two sailor‑boy jackets. Payton scored a rolled ice cream maker. Gabby ended up with two pairs of black sweatpants, which the kids declared “low‑key fire” because basic black sweats are the height of teen fashion .
And then there was Spencer. He opened a pair of pink and white striped capris that were not low‑key fire. Not even a flicker. The look on his face said everything.
The teens put up a strong fight this round, but the Queens aren’t done yet. Stay tuned tomorrow, when my coworker Marisa, our resident Canadian queen, steps into the ring to open a few boxes of her own.
Wilbur was used to attending his college formals alone. The Halloween Ball would be no different. He’s amazed when a beautiful girl in a Victorian gown shows an interest in him. What he doesn’t realize is that another woman has her eye on him as well. The White Lady returns every Halloween to take revenge on the men of the campus for her brutal murder. This year, she's chosen Wilbur as her next victim.
There are some treats that just feel like spring, and Uncle Butch’s artisan fudge is one of them. My family enjoyed it as part of our Easter celebration this year, and it was such a hit that we’re already planning to order more for Mother’s Day. This is small‑batch, handmade fudge, each piece creamy, rich, and crafted with real ingredients you can taste in every bite.
We received two full pounds of fudge, divided into four spring‑inspired flavors. In the video below, you’ll see me, my son Frankie, and my stepfather Fernando sampling each one. Every flavor was delicious, but the coconut ended up being my personal favorite. The real pieces of coconut put it over the top. Here’s a closer look at each flavor:
🍫 Peanut Butter Chocolate
A classic combo done right. The peanut butter is smooth and rich without being overwhelming, and the chocolate balances it perfectly. It tastes like the upgraded, grown‑up version of your favorite childhood candy, each bite creamy, nostalgic, and impossible to stop nibbling.
🍊 Orange Cream
This one tastes like a creamsicle in fudge form. Light, bright, and silky, with that perfect citrus‑vanilla blend. It’s refreshing without losing that decadent fudge texture. A great choice if you like something sweet but not too heavy.
🍓 Strawberry Cheesecake
Sweet, fruity, and wonderfully creamy. The strawberry flavor tastes real. not artificial, and the cheesecake swirl gives it that little extra richness. It’s like getting dessert inside your dessert.
🥥 Coconut Cream Pie
My personal favorite. This one is unbelievably smooth with a mellow coconut flavor, and the real coconut pieces give it the perfect texture. It tastes exactly like a slice of coconut cream pie, but even more indulgent.
🎥 Our Taste Test Video
We had so much fun filming our taste test. Frankie had strong opinions, and Fernando was fully committed to giving each flavor a fair chance. You’ll see plenty of reactions, a little teasing, and a whole lot of appreciation for good fudge. It’s always more fun to try treats together, and this box made our Easter extra special.
If you’re looking for something thoughtful, delicious, and handmade, this is it. Uncle Butch’s offers dozens of flavors, all crafted with care, and they even offer free shipping on orders over $30. Whether you’re shopping for your mom, grandmother, mother‑in‑law, or treating yourself (which is always allowed), this fudge is a guaranteed hit.
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