Nails, Fails, and One Fabulous Faux‑Fur Coat

 This unboxing was pure comedy from start to finish. Spencer brought in his older brother Frank, and the two of them ended up with some of the wildest items we’ve seen so far.

Frank’s box started out normal enough… until it wasn’t. He pulled out a hair volumizer, a phone magnifier, and then the star of the show: a nail cutter that came with actual nails inside. Yes, real nails. It was gross, it was unexpected, and it had all of us laughing and gagging at the same time.

Spencer’s haul was a little more glamorous. He got a gray sweater (which I tried on), two mini cameras, and his favorite find of the entire pallet — a giant faux‑fur pimp coat. He immediately put it on and strutted around like he was headlining his own music video.

This one was easily our funniest unboxing yet, and we still have plenty of boxes left. More surprises coming soon.

Cell Block Rock: The Blow the Whistle Playlist

 

In Blow the Whistle, the stakes are higher, the hooks are sharper, and this time Rhonda isn’t just running D.O.M.M.E., LLC, she’s doing hard time undercover. When she’s not navigating prison politics, dodging shanks, and trying not to smirk her way straight into solitary, the crew still finds a way to clock out at the Bullshot Saloon for a little liquid therapy. Naturally, the karaoke playlist got bigger, louder, and just a little more criminal. Some tracks echo through cell blocks, some shake the Bullshot stage, and a few are rewritten to poke at Jason’s perpetual scowl . So grab your orange jumpsuit and your favorite mic. This soundtrack captures every undercover scheme, every secret, and every off key confession along the way.

Can't Touch This - MC Hammer -Vashaan dusts off his Gen X swagger and claims the mic. With a point at the dommes and a slow head shake, he makes it crystal clear that under his watch, no one touches the doms.

Henry the VIII, I Am - Herman's Hermits - The moment the crew discovers Jason’s full legal name is Egbert Jason Dee VI, the Bullshot transforms into a Tudor court of mockery at the detective's expense. 

The Purple People Eater- Sheb Wooley- Emily, Daphne, and Granger, armed with unicorn horns, bring the house down with this fifties classic.

Help Me Rhonda- The Beach Boys - When Jason and Hashim want to get Rhonda to go undercover to help the women being abused at Bayside, they cue this up and sing it like a desperate campaign jingle. It's Hashim's idea, but Jason is unwillingly dragged along.

Criminal - Fiona Apple - Once Rhonda realizes the harm going down at Bayside, she can't say no, and embraces her new undercover role with this cover.

Mony Mony - Billy Idol - Outside the Dungeon, a sub hums along absentmindedly, and Hashim, unable to resist a catchy hook, joins in.

Anxiety - Doechii - In gen pop at Bayside, the showers echo with this track, and Rhonda’s bravado slips just long enough to remind her what’s at stake.

I Wanne Be Your Dog - The Stooges - After Jason witnesses a leash scene, Benji seizes the opportunity and belts this out at karaoke.

Black Coffee In Bed - Squeeze - Mona makes her Bullshot karaoke debut with this breezy tune, and the entire bar is as enthralled as when she teaches a bondage workshop.

Big Balls AC/DC - Granger and Benji form a temporary alliance solely to declare that Jason has mega phallophobia.

HUMBLE - Kendrick Lamar - After Granger voluntells to dress Jason for his undercover pimp visit, the dommes send him off with this blasting like a walkout anthem.

Caged Bird - Alicia Keys -When a prisoner succumbs to an overdose, an inmate sings this in a moment of shared grief. It’s quiet, haunting, and a reminder that not every story inside Bayside ends with a punchline.

Prison Sex - TOOL -When the cops finally uncover what’s really happening at Bayside, this becomes the unspoken soundtrack.

Monster Mash - The Crypt-Kickers -Halloween at the Bullshot erupts in campy glory as Hashim and Ilana stomp around as Frankenstein and his bride.

Walk Like an Egyptian - Daphne and Katrina glide in as Cleopatra and a pharaoh, striking poses with exaggerated regal flair as they sing this retro number.

Love Interruption - Jack White - At Rhonda’s request, Jason learns this on acoustic. Their duet is charged, but they swear it’s proof they won’t let love derail them. The subtext suggests love is already sharpening its claws.

I Got You Babe - Sonny & Cher - Jeremy and Mavis close the night dressed as Sonny and Cher, cementing their new relationship.

Want to see how these songs weave their way through prison corridors and late nights at the Bullshot? Grab your copy of Blow the Whistle and follow along as each track highlights a different side of the crew, from undercover nerves to barroom bravado and the occasional well-deserved roast of Detective Dee. Some songs bring the laughs, some carry a little weight, and a few say exactly what the characters can’t. Press play, turn the page, and see how the music sets the tone for every twist.

**Image created with the help of Microsoft Copilot.**

Spencer’s First Guest Unboxing

 Spencer invited his first guest for this unboxing, his friend Gabby, and the two of them had a great time going through the next box from our pallet.

They pulled out a bright green one‑piece outfit, a cute bear hat, and an Italia jacket we might end up passing along to my parents. The last item was a small desk fan, which will definitely come in handy once the weather warms up.

It was fun watching them react to everything together, and I’m sure this won’t be the last time Gabby joins us. More videos with family and friends are on the way as we work through the rest of the boxes.

Booked, Cuffed, and Complicated: The Lovers of the Domme Mom Series

 

Last year, I introduced you to the cops and doms of the Domme Mom Murder Mysteries. This year, with Blow the Whistle about to breach containment, we’re doing a relationship lineup. While Rhonda’s going undercover in prison, the rest of the cast is out here committing crimes of passion, reckless devotion, and aggravated smoldering. So step up to the glass, pick up the visitation phone, and meet the couples of Domme Mom — the legally bonded, the emotionally detained, the poly-confined, and the two who insist they are absolutely not romantically incarcerated.

Detective Hashim Waqar and Ilana Waqar

Charges:
First-degree wholesomeness. Aggravated mutual respect. Possession of excessive emotional maturity.

Alibi:
Seven years married and still functioning like a two-person SWAT team. Even fertility struggles haven’t shaken their foundation. 

Relationship Status:
Serving life voluntarily. No chance of parole, no interest in escape, and possibly adding a small new recruit to the unit soon.

Emily (Mistress Coyote) Wiley and Tim Wiley

Charges:
Felony-level role reversal. Intent to distribute stability.

Alibi:
Emily runs D.O.M.M.E., LLC like a warden with fabulous eyeliner. Tim holds down the home front as a bald, devoted stay-at-home dad who radiates secure masculinity. He’s not threatened by her domme life. She comes home to him every night, and he wears that confidence better than a full head of hair.

Relationship Status:
Maximum security marriage. Zero drama contraband. When she’s in charge and he’s in his lane, the whole facility runs like a well-oiled guard tower.

Daphne Dinklehopper (Mistress Sparkles) and Katrina Jones

Charges:
Opposites attracting with suspicious efficiency. Excessive cuteness in the first degree.

Alibi:
Daphne is giggles and furry fantasy. Katrina is spreadsheets and sweater vests. Daphne may dominate men professionally, but at home she happily pleads guilty to loving one woman.

Relationship Status:
Sunshine meets structure. Katrina is the only person Daphne would share a cell with, and she’d decorate it with fairy lights.

Mavis Kim and Jeremy Sylvester (One Nip)

Charges:
Suspicious cross-wiring between a forensic genius and a  himbo. Illegal levels of height disparity.

Alibi:
Mavis can solve a murder with three fibers and a withering glance. Jeremy is built like a tank and powered entirely by feelings.

Relationship Status:
Brain meets brawn. She runs the lab. He carries her and the groceries. 

Mona Lyon (Governess Elara) and Vashaan Jacobs (Black Silk)

Charges:
Unexpected emotional vulnerability. Breaking and entering each other’s armored hearts.

Alibi:
Vashaan, the Marine-turned-head-of-security who looks carved from granite, somehow folded for Mona, the legendary domme who can silence a room with one lifted brow. The Dungeon’s unofficial mom and dad are co-parenting feelings.

Relationship Status:
Newly bonded with suspicious permanence. The kind of connection that makes everyone else wonder if fate had them on the roster all along.

Benjamin Gigl (Master Obelisk) and his Moresome

Charges: Operating an unlicensed seven‑person love unit and refusing to limit affection to standard capacity.

Alibi: Benji’s our proud poly dom with a steady roster of partners — punky Autumn, goth Thora, sporty Forest, former‑Amish Elijah, pixie-force Gwen, and non‑binary Chris. They share a home, a calendar that probably requires color coding, and more communication than a hostage negotiation team.

Relationship Status:

Fully operational love collective. No revolving cellmates. No emotional overcrowding. 

Granger Cattau (Master Ranger)

Charges: Being flamboyant, fabulous, and the only unattached dom still roaming free.

Alibi: Sure, he’s single, but only because the universe is saving someone special for him. Until that arresting moment arrives, he’s giving all his love to Broadway, where he remains a repeat offender in first degree showmanship.

Relationship Status: Currently unclaimed, but not for long. Word on the cell block is that the new year has a surprise inmate with his name on it.

Rhonda Campbell (Mistress Kali) and Detective Jason Dee

Charges: Second-degree chemistry. Obstruction of their own feelings. Reckless endangerment via eye contact.

Alibi: Rhonda swears she’s too busy running D.O.M.M.E., LLC to notice Jason’s brooding stare; Jason insists he’s just here to solve crimes. They deny everything. 

Relationship Status: A slow burn so intense it needs supervision. The entire cell block knows it’s only a matter of time before these two plead guilty to love.

And that’s just roll call, folks. Consider this your first supervised visit with the Domme Mom Universe. You’ll be seeing a whole lot more of them, their partners, polycules, and Broadway obsessions as the series continues. Their stories are only getting wilder, their love lives getting messier, and their jail‑worthy antics are just warming up.

If you want front‑row access to the next round of shenanigans, order Blow the Whistle now, available exclusively on Amazon.

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Lots of Love In out Second Set of Unclaimed Mail

Our latest unclaimed mail box had a little bit of everything. The first thing we pulled out was a “love” sweatshirt, which was actually really cute and one of the better surprises so far. 

We also found a set of paint, which Spencer immediately claimed for future projects. We tried a little gadget that was supposed to seal chip bags, but it didn’t work at all. We gave it a fair shot, but it’s definitely not staying. 

The last item was a small round thing we still can’t identify. Our car Dinah also wandered for the video like she owned the place, so she’s officially our first special guest. If you watch and recognize that mystery item, feel free to tell us. More boxes coming soon.

 

Tickled to Death is FREE to Celebrate the Release of Blow the Whistle!

Crime was yesterday’s kink… until it came crawling back.

Former paralegal Rhonda Campbell left the law behind when she swapped legal pads for latex. Now, as Mistress Kali, she runs the most exclusive BDSM dungeon in Atlantic City, where pleasure pays the bills and fantasy is always in play—until a longtime client is smothered with a French tickler. Talk about a safe word fail.

Enter newly relocated Detective Jason Dee, fresh off the gritty streets of Philly and itching for a real case—because so far, New Jersey’s biggest offense seems to be overpriced cocktails. When he finally lands a murder investigation, his prime suspect is a whip-smart, leather-clad domme who’s as infuriating as she is intriguing.

With a killer on the loose and tensions rising, Rhonda and Jason must combine their expertise in sex and homicide to crack the case—before another victim is tickled to death.

Grab a copy of Tickled to Death today. Available exclusively on Amazon.

 At Bayside Women’s Correctional Facility, justice isn’t just blind. It’s bound, gagged, and begging for mercy.

Rhonda Campbell thought she flogged her last case with the Atlantic City Police, but when an inmate turns up dead with telltale suspension marks, the cops come calling again. With the murder pointing to kink, coverups, and dirty power plays, Rhonda agrees to go undercover behind bars, where the guards are shady, the gangs are mean, and the jumpsuits are definitely not her color.

Meanwhile, Detective Jason Dee’s been reassigned from homicide to handling crop-wielding dominas and wayward subs. While Rhonda plays prisoner, he and his partner are stuck guarding the Dungeon. His feelings for Mistress Kali are as complex as her contract negotiations and just as dangerous, but when the prison gig needs a visitor with street cred, Jason’s all in, even if playing her pimp means risking more than just his dignity.

With lives on the line and secrets tightening like a velvet cuff, Rhonda and Jason need to blow the whistle on this prison scandal before another girl ends up permanently suspended.

Print and eBook available now exclusively on Amazon! Audio book is currently in production, narrated by Maggie Weber from Refashioned Hippie! 

Our First Unclaimed Mail Video!

We finally filmed our first unclaimed mail unboxing, and it was definitely an interesting start. Spencer went in hoping for something big when he saw a LEGO box… only to find a single bag inside. Not exactly the surprise he was hoping for, but his reaction says it all. 

 The rest of the boxes gave us a few better finds: a jacket, a sweatshirt, and a cute snowman statue that will probably end up as part of our winter décor. Nothing too wild yet, but this is only the beginning, and we still have plenty of boxes left to open. If you want to see how it all went, the video is below. More unboxings are coming soon, and we’ll be bringing in family and friends as we work our way through the rest of the pallet.