Five Times You Need Flat-D In Your Life - Get 13% Off Your Order

Flatulence. It’s not a trendy topic, but let’s be honest. We’ve all been in a situation where we just couldn’t hold back. We had to let one rip.  We might be able to let it go slowly and quietly, but it’s the smell that gives us away. Silent but deadly is no myth. Luckily,Flat-D is here to stop that stench in its tracks. This flatulence deodorizer allows you to release that spent up gas without fear of embarrassment. Here are the top five times you may need Flat-D in your life.

On a First Date-  Insta-love may not exist in real life, but insta-gag sure does. If you’re looking for romance, the last thing you want is to have your date pass out when they get overwhelmed by the terrible odor. With Flat-D, the only thing your date will smell is the sweet scent of the bouquet of flowers you bring.

At Church -  When the pews are packed full of worshipers, the last thing you want is to cause a mass evacuation. There’s nothing worse than the scent of rotten eggs as you try to converse with God. Someone may think you’re possessed and attempt and exorcism.  Lord hear our prayer, please use Flat-D!

In the Car – When someone breaks wind in a confined space, it can be dangerous. The driver’s eyes are watering. Passengers are hanging their heads out the windows. You don’t want to be responsible for causing your friends to get decapitated.  Line your panties with Flat-D and avoid this catastrophe.  

While Public Speaking - Standing up in front of a crowd is bad enough without sending out a noxious cloud. Keep your audience focused on you and not your bum.  Use Flat-D before any big event.

At the Grocery Store – Another inconvenient time to stink things up is when you’re standing in line waiting to pay your groceries. You’ll notice the lady in front of your crinkle her nose and start stiffing her meat, thinking it may have gone bad. The cashier may call for a clean-up on the aisle.  You might get away with it once the smell abates, but why risk it when you can use Flat-D?

Flat-D is super easy to use. The liner goes right in your panties or briefs. It’s washable and reusable, so it won’t cost you a fortune. It’s also doctor recommended and highly effective. Flat-D has been controlling odor in fifty countries since 2002, and it’s been like a breath of fresh air. Grab yours today because with Flat-D, you can let that gas go and no one will ever know.

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