Round three of Teens vs. Queens brings in our resident Canadian queen, Marisa, and she did not disappoint. While the teens have been holding their own, Marisa walked in with quiet confidence and immediately proved that one fabulous queen can out‑unbox an entire youth group.
Her haul started with a mini digital camera, which we later confirmed actually works, a rare win in the world of unclaimed mail. Next up was a Hello Kitty blanket, which she’s already planning to pass along to her granddaughters.
And then came the moment of the day: a purple vest that had Emily (yes, the inspiration behind Mistress Coyote) cackling. Emily took one look and declared Marisa looked like a Purple People Eater, which is extra perfect because her fictional counterpart sings that song in Blow the Whistle. Sometimes the universe just hands you comedy.
The Queens are coming in strong and stylish. The teens might need to regroup before the next round.
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