Friday, April 10, 2026

Teens vs. Queens - Those Aren't Bonnets

 Round three of Teens vs. Queens is here, and the teens are determined to get a leg up on the Queens — mostly by being willing to try on anything that comes out of a box, except that pink corset.

First up was Gabby, who scored a pair of tie‑waist pants and modeled them like she was walking a runway. Payton opened a pair of kids’ overalls which were a little to small to squeeze into.

Then there was Ethan, or Slash, as my editor Anne has officially nicknamed him, who pulled out a women’s sweater. I ended up passing it along to my manager at work, who was thrilled, so technically Slash is now a fashion influencer.

But the best moment of the day came when Spencer opened a pack of chair covers. The teens took one look and decided they were either shower caps or bonnets, and naturally put them all on their heads.

The Queens better bring their A‑game next round, because the teens are out here turning chair covers into couture.


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