Today my mom came back to open some unclaimed mail, and as always, she was the star of the show. What makes her so entertaining is that she is utterly unimpressed by everything. The classic boomer eye rolls were out in full force.
This batch included:
A green turtleneck
A black bra with silver lining
An entire package stuffed with bras
Too bad every single one of them was made for women far more blessed than anyone in our bloodline. Not a single one stood a chance of fitting anyone in this family, but the reactions alone were worth the unboxing.
Another day, another round of unclaimed‑mail entertainment, and Mom’s deadpan commentary never disappoints.
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