Today’s unclaimed‑mail haul was a journey. We started with see‑through pants in a whole rainbow of colors. Then we pulled out a lacey shirt, which wasn’t bad compared to what came next.
Because next we got another used fingernail clipper WITH the nails still in it. I wish I were kidding. I am not. Ew doesn’t even begin to cover it.
Thankfully, the universe redeemed itself with the final boxes: two full‑body red jumpers that look exactly like they came straight off the set of Squid Game. They’re creepy and iconic. Stay tuned tomorrow for Part 2 to watch Spencer and Gabby model the Squid Game suits!
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