Saturday, February 16, 2013

Bia Boro Underwear: Luv Your Booty Shorts

Reviewed by Tara C.

Inspired by South America, coming my way from Canada, these Luv Your Booty Shorts are at the moment, hugging my rear end.

First of all, the website: Bia Boro Apparel

Second, the underwear I'm wearing: Luv Your Booty Shorts

I have copied the following picture from their site. I'm certainly not taking a photo of my own tush...'cause alas, I don't luv my booty that much and I don't think you would either. ;)

But my two cents:

1. I washed them in the machine, cold, and hung dry them. No problemos.
2. LOVE the colors and material. Absolutely no complaints there. It does make you feel a wee wild when you don them. Like Jane wild. "Must find my Tarzan!"
3. They appear worth the money as far as quality. No buy in bulk granny panties here.
4. They don't ride up into your crack or any places they don't belong.
5. They don't bunch up when you put your jeans on over them.
6. The material again. It is, indeed, like smooth as cashmere and anti-static. It also promises to be hypoallergenic and provide thermo control.


There is, however, one thing I must add that is somewhat negative.

I'm not a "fat" woman. I do have curves and I have some flesh, but my doctor would tell you I'm the ideal weight for my height. If this was the 40s or 30s, I would be a super model. Marilyn Monroe, my dears, was a size 12!

These underwear are geared toward the size-zero female. Keep in mind, I've only tried the boy short. The hem, the top of the garment happens to rest right on the hips and if you have some extra flesh there, you're going to have a "muffin".

My advice: order one size larger than your normal underwear and go find your Tarzan. You can even buy him a pair of Junk Trunks to match your own. Extra bonus: cover that muffin top with a matching baby doll. They say you can wear the baby doll in public. It's not one of those "see through, frilly" things.

This was sent to me for review by the company.

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