'Neighbors from Hell', starring Patton Oswalt, Will Sasso, Molly Shannon and more premiers June 7th on TBS. When Satan learns that Petromundo, a huge global conglomerate, has created a super-drill that could potentially burrow to the center of the earth and expose Hell, he sends one of demons to eliminate the problem. The demon is Balthazor, a good-natured, low-level torturer who has amassed an encyclopedic knowledge of the human condition thanks to his love of classic TV sitcoms.
Balathazor and his family head to earth with one mission: to blend in with the humans and figure out how to destroy the drill, thus protecting Hell. More accustomed to life in the nether regions, the Hellmans try to follow the rule of SNORFIN--"seem normal and fit in"--but they quickly learn that humans can be more evil than any demon ever could.
Soon, the Hellmans discover that their demonic natures are no match for the twisted ways of their earthly counterparts...
How would you like to win some awesome goodies from Neightbors from Hell. One lucky winner will receive a conatainer of 200 Neighbors from Hell Atomic Fireballs and Devil Rubber Ducky toy. To enter, leave a comment telling me about your neighbor from hell. Winner will be chosen via a random number generator. Giveway is open to the US only and will end on 7/29/10. Prizes are supplied by the Neighbors from Hell team at TBS.
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51 comments:
How about this for a neighbor from hell - my neighbor actually called Child Protective Services on me and told them my hubby watched porn with our then four year old son!! She then lied about us to all the neighbors and told them not to let their kids play with mine. We're still neighbors, and I still hate her!
dragonflywhispers06@gmail.com
ummm... not being overly specific... but combine drunks with a vicious dog and you win a personal injury lawsuit in your child's name... which you can't touch until their 18th b-day... *sigh* yeah, we're still here... thankfully, that dog isn't
I used to live in a townhouse next to this older chubby woman who like to sit on her front stoop in her bathing suit drinking beer and thought nothing of doing home repairs(involving hammering) at 1 a.m.
missdeb1@earthlink.net
We live in a suburb of Houston, not in a rural area and our neighbors have 3 goats in their back yard! They have also had horses back there on occasion. They must think they live on a farm!
jedoggett@embarqmail.com
Our neighbor from hell was on the sex offender list until he killed himself drunk driving recently.
The meth making neighbor who blew up his house. He is not a neighbor anymore.
Their son broke my windshield, I called the cops, the dad said they would pay, they never did, so the officer would not file a report-the kid was 6- they played their music loud ALL the TIME; then they moved; our then landlady was a b & did nothing!!!! They had moved in mid of night..
Wow, my neighbors certainly don't have any of these beat. I think my worst neighbor had a dog that barked all the time. I guess I was lucky.
chipdip2010(at)hotmail(dot)com
I have lived in our neighborhood for over 20 years and everyone has been really nice, although we had a new neighbor who moved in and takes in cats and dogs. She has about 15 cats and 3 dogs. She lets them all roam the neighborhood during the day and night. The cats hang out at my house and her dog comes over to take a dump in our yard daily. The problem with all of this is my mom is in a wheel chair and an automatic scooter and when my mom travels outside around the house, she runs over dog dung. Then I have to clean it up. Her cats mate at night and are loud and during the day the kill birds and chase squirrels to which I've been feeding for years to the point that the squirrels are pretty tame. My mom had a stroke so her entertainment is limited to bird watching and squirrel watching. Then to top it off the cats are pretty mean, one is. She goes after my dog when I let my dog out on her leash to use the restroom outside. Then the other issue is when her animals hang around our house, it upsets my two small dogs and has them barking when they see them outside. Plus at night her dogs bark. UGH!
The family that lives behind me has a little dog that barks everytime they put it outside. It barks at 12 am and later, and sometimes before 6 am. It barks for 20 minutes or longer sometimes, because they don't bring it in the house when it starts barking. We have a dog and if she even barks once, we bring her in the house.
I have a crazy neighbor that stalks me at all hours. She is a self-proclaimed model and is constantly asking me if she is pretty or not. I have taken to parking down the street and sneaking into my own home so that she doesn't know that I am there.
dmkayes@gmail.com
my neighbors had 3 dogs. whent he dogs had to take a dump, they would simply open their door and let the dogs run loose, often into my nice, neatly trimmed yard. I was afraid of dogs (being bitten as a child) but the neighbors didn't care and just let them run all over.
well, i had one neighbor that was meaner when I was younger...not so much now. I was selling girl scout cookies once and he slammed the door in our face!
lauren51990 AT aol DOT com
a jealous female neighbor spread vicious gossip, lies and then encouraged kids in the neighborhood to beat up my kids, attack them with sticks and mudballs, and egg my house. why was she so jealous? because I found $700 lost by an elderly couple and returned it, thereby earning an award from a news station and a write up in the paper.
Several of my family members live in the same few blocks of our neighborhood and my Aunt (cousin to others and sister to one) April had the idea that because we were family she could just drop in anytime without an invite. One time she actually came into the bathroom where I was taking a shower and pulled back the shower curtain and said Hi,just checking to see if you were home. This went on for a couple of years after she moved into the neighborhood until we were all fed up and sat her down and read her the riot act and explained that our houses didn't have revolving doors and we didn't like uninvited guests. She got the message and while standoffish for a while finally came around and only came when invited or after making a call.
our neighbor at our last home was a bootlegger. (yes, we lived that far out in the sticks) he had been arrested before, but was still in business. he had several big dogs that ran loose and emptied our garbage cans all over the lawn and used the yard as their bathroom. he also had people coming and going at all hours of the day and night. :l
boswife @ gmail . com
The neighbors where I lived last in Jersey were weird. There was this sound coming from their home that was very familiar, (my grandparents had lived on a farm and I visited as a child)we would hear a cock-a-doodle-doooooo!! every now and then and mostly in the mornings. We figured out very quickly that they had a rooster in their yard. This went on for a long while.
letessha@yahoo.com
We live in a quadriplex development. Each unit gets 2 parking spaces. The lady with the parking spaces next to ours has one vehicle, but she parks it diagonally across her two spaces so no one can use the space she never uses. I think of her as the "parking Nazi." One evening there was someone parked in my husband's space and halfway into mine. I knew they were visiting the lady who lives next to us and probably wouldn't be there long. So I just parked in my space and a smidge into the parking Nazi's unused space. Five minutes later she was pounding on my door, telling me to move my car over so it wasn't in her space. Other than this obsession, she's a nice lady. Weird, huh?
I currently live across the street from my neighbor from hell. She is actually a nice person but some things she does as well as her son drive me nuts. She doesn't know how to tell him no and lets him totally control her life. Because of this, she will knock on our door at the worst possible times to have my son come out and play (even when she knows he cannot because we have something else going on) and expects me to be the one to tell her son "no". It drives me crazy.
My neighbor is the neighbor from hell. She has assault charges from assaulting me last year. Loud, parties, etc etc etc.
mmg (at) roadrunner (dot) com
my neighbors party into the night on weeknights. doesnt matter if you call the cops, they quiet down for a little and then continue. cant sleep for work
sprintingscissors@gmail.com
Our neighbors are from hell. Bitter, angry people. Called the cops on a car in our driveway with an expired tabs, called the cops on the fence we built on our property (to block the view of these idiots). They cackle at people that walk by on the sidewalk, they mowed their lawn during our wedding (it was by the garden in our backyard)…we were shoveling our driveaway on Christmas Eve and the lady started screaming about what idiots we were at us our her window. Lovely, lovely folks….They actually made the old meth dealers we had on the other side look like saints. Karma is good though and their time will come. People can’t be that bitter, angry, evil and black souled without consequences
The worst neighbor we had knocked on our door in the dead of winter in sweatpants and a bra saying that her husband had broken her back. I called the police and an ambulance. She denied any assault. Several months later, she gave me a pamphlet for a handyman service company after I mentioned I needed my gutters cleaned. Two days later, she begged for the pamphlet back because her husband would be mad that she'd given it to me because "he doesn't like white people". Unfortunately, I suspect there may have been some domestic violence combined with her mental illness.
When I was first married I lived in a duplex with a common backyard. I had one pervy neighbor who would stare at me and whistle and once I caught him trying to steal my underwear off my clothesline-ick!
smchester at gmail dot com
we used to have a neighbor whoose kids shot bbs at our car, broke our son's pool and threw home made bombs at our dogs while the were out side going potty.the mom used to make up stories and try to break me husband and i up.i'm so glad they moved.
stracey2010@live.com
One of our dogs is a retard who barks too much. I'm pretty sure we are the neighbors from hell as a result.
Our neighbors from hell live two houses down. During the day they let their cats and dogs out of the house (we live in the suburbs where the houses are close together) to use the bathroom in other peoples' yards. They just stand there and watch while their dogs poop in our front yard (they have their own backyard their dogs could use) and their cats use my flower beds as their cat pan.
macd9900 at gmail dot com
I once had a heavily tattooed body building neighbor who never kept his pitbull on a leash. He named his dog "Murder" and everybody considered his pet a threat to neighborhood children.
I'm afraid the worst I've got is the boys downstairs who smoke pot on a regular basis, which fills the hallways of the building with that horrible smell.
My nieghbor from hell is going to turn me into a nieghbor from hell. He never sleeps, Mows his lawn at 1a.m. in the morning works on his car at 2 a.m. Hubby put up a privacy 12 foot privacy fence and put this film on the windows where you can not see into our house because i caught him in his backyard looking into our daughters window he didnt even relize i was outside when i saw him i got the water hose.
waitressdani (at) hotmail (dot) com
Our neighbor from hell was a hoarder. The whole property smelled so bad, especially on on a hot day. He recently faced a city intervention and it has improved, but still isnt' great.
kirbycolby at gmail dot com
Our neighbors from hell have very bad fences, and barbados and cows trod through our property leaving large hoof prints in the mud when it rains! They also have a very large female dog who, when she gets ready to give birth every however many months, crawls beneath OUR house and has her pups! PLEASE HAVE YOUR PETS SPAYED OR NEUTERED!!! All of ours are! :)
Our neighbors don't watch their kids hardly ever. They will hang out the top story windows just throwing things into their yards!
Next door a 3 bedroom house. 7 guys live there with their on again off again girlfriends and they park up the street.
jsutton.colorado(at)gmail.com
We've had trouble with the neighbor behind us. Their son shot my daughter in the face with a pellet gun. Luckily, it was hard plastic bullets. She still ended up in the Er with bruising inside her eyelid. We pressed charges and won. Several months later our cars were vandalized. The next day our house was also spray painted. Even though we knew he did it (the spray paint was the same color as that on his skateboard ramp) the police said it wasn't enough evidence. Thankfully, he has been sent to live with his bio Dad because he can't stay out of trouble. Don't even get me started on the stepdad who sleepwalks the neighborhood in boxers and tries to cut down trees when stoned.
hafner611{AT}gmail{DOT}com
My neighbor from hell was a relative who was constantly sending her bad kids over to destroy my house and everything in it.
My neighbor's yard looks like the Botanical Gardens threw up. She grows everything under the sun, so much as she barely even has to mow because there is no open space. She also has BEES in TOWN! So, at any given time I am next to 100,000 bees which she is constantly messing with..oh and by the way, did I mention she was older and does yard work in her bathing suit?
I thought that she was selling drugs, but it turns out she was turning tricks.
The neighbors were so concerned about their flowers, that if the ball rolled on their grass, they would tap on the window scolding my brother and me, to be careful or else!
theyyyguy@yahoo.com
My neighbors have a junkyard for a front yard, never really see people just more junk.
In college, my next-door dorm neighbor was a "songwriter" who would regularly get quite inebriated, then perform his original songs all night. The most "famous" consisted of the following lyrics:
"I wish I had.
I wish I had.
I wish I had."
OVER. and OVER. and OVER. !!!
The worst neighbor I ever had was very loud, and would never pick up their trash, they'd leave wrappers on our lawn. The children were awful, taught other neighborhood boy bad behavior like peeing on a tree. I'm also fairly sure they vandalized our Christmas Reindeer, breaking them, dragging them into the sidewalk. Really awful!
luckysluna(at)yahoo(dot)com
my neighbor leaves a big mess in the yard.her yard apparently is her garbage can
amy16323(at)gmail(dot)com
my neighbor is really loud and obnoxious
susansmoaks at gmail dot com
My neighbor from hell always comes and borrows stuff, you cant say no because she has 3 little babies and no husband to help. Once when gas was over $3 she came over and asked if she could use the gas can in the garage to fill her lawn mower to cut the grass. Uggg
govivagirl at hotmail dot com
I currently don't have neighbors from hell, but growing up we did. We had a pet groundhog that was SO cute and we loved him to death. One day he was outside and one of our neighbors SHOT HIM with a shotgun. Our families almost came to blows over that,
Our neighbor from hell turned out to be mailing drugs through the US Postal system. Their house was raided by the SWAT team as I was getting home from work. I'm glad they're gone cause they really creeped me out!
fatmeatloaf1@gmail dot com
We used to live next to this couple who fought and had arguments every night. When we went to sleep we wpi;d be awakened by shouting and bodies hitting the wall. Finally they moved out. garrettsambo@aol.com
Thanks for the giveaway...our neighbor from hell used to cook fish EVERY day and the smell would waft over into our yard & house...very stinky.
senorpiero [at] yahoo [dot] com
I had a neighbor from hell. She would complain about our dog to the HOA. She would let her dogs run around the neighbor and she had the audacity to complain about my dog. I couldnt stand her and thankfully she moved,
Jesskaufman at hotmail dot com
Drug dealers.. glad we don't live there anymore.
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